To the moon and back, baby

My babies didn’t grow in my belly, they grew in my heart

A mommy isn’t defined as the woman who makes the child, but rather the woman that extends her hands and time to help with the child’s raising and her heart to love the child through anything!!! BLOOD doesn’t always make you a mommy. Being a mommy comes from the heart!!

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.”

Most of these are actually true..

Universal truths that all men should—but don’t—understand (I crossed out the ones that don’t apply to me)

1. Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count

2. Real men drive stick shift.

3. I will leave if you lie.

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)

5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

 7. ”Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.

 9. I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have a text from you.

11. I expect you to call me.

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

13. I’m scared of losing my independence.

14. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)

 17. If I’m not having sex with you, I’m… a. …having a fat day. b. …not feeling “connected” to you. c. …blackmailing you to get something I want.

18. Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not.

19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it.

20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies.

22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.

23. You should never tell me what to do.

24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

27. I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice.

28. I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.

29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

30. I want to be Madonna.

31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

32. I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.

33. You’re sexy when you’re shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.

35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.

36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.

37. If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking….

38. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.

39. I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

41. I love it when you’re sweaty.

42. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

44. I like porn.

45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

47. It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…

48. For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.

49. I remember everything about our relationship.

50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you.

Day sixteen; A few of my pet peeves.

Drivers who don’t use a turn signal.

People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.

Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.

When you genuinely ask someone what’s wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, “hmmm? oh nothing…”

When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.

Dirty dishes in the sink.

People that don’t list prices on websites, stores, and infomercials.

Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.

Day fifteen; A few things that make me very happy.

• My boys
• My love
• My family
• Summertime
• Camping
• Swimming
• Nice weather
• Getting my hair done
• A hot bath
• Music